did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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