thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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