I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The ass gains better be worth it
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