Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
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I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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