Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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