Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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