Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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