it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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