I'm laying in your front yard are you home
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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