I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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