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(209): View more from California

he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period

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(313): View more from Michigan

Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.

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WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!

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(520): View more from Arizona

In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"

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(941): View more from Florida

Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.

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