Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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