I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Shame - the story of my life.
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