I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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