You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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