If that was your dad, he is hot
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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