i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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