Sponge bath it is.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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