But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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