:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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