i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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