Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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