IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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