Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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