She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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