I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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