so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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