apparently the secret to your success is patron
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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