I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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