I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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