I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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