no, he came in my armpit
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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