awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I think pants incapable of making pants work
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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