3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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