So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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