Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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