I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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