I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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