He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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