If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Pants are for mortals
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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