Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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