party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
