Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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