Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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