I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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