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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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