1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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