can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
We just shotgunned beers for America
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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