So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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