I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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