I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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