Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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